Mallorca: a MALE interpretation...

AAAAH, always start with what you need the most on your holiday

 

 Hey, when you say one, you actually mean ... maybe 2

 And then you make it 3...

 Possibly 4

Combine with some:
Typical SPANISH culture...

 Some wisdom...

 The Misses, never loosing her DIVA-touch...

 Some man-o-à-man-o-talk...

Some male proudness...

And off course, we end with...
Well, no picture needed é:)