Trend: Being the first...

Ok, fashion is all about 'being the first', I agree.

So last winter, everybody was freezing their feet off 'cause 'someone told us' to pull up our pants (=COLD!!!!!) and loose the socks (= FROSTBITE).
And those tiny loafers didn't help you out either, did they?

And now, only a couple of months later, when it's finally a 'wearable' trend, this comes up:

 

I mean, c'mon dudes, I'm a complete fan of those boots, I respect the idea of 'being the first'. 

But you'll have to give me a bit more time (and less heat) to follow this trend.

No offence